Kal
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Post by Kal on Sept 15, 2024 0:16:00 GMT
Here are some I can think of, they tend to be the odd line here and there that pop into my head throughout the day making me laugh:
"The virgin Mary covered in elephant dung" - The image of a virgin Mary statue covered in dung makes me laugh.
"Let go of my jacket you faggot, let death flow" - This makes me laugh because it reminds me of school when I'd be trying to punch someone and they'd be desperately grabbing my jacket at the sleeves trying to prevent me from hitting them Lol.
"You're going down like munchkins doing lunges".
"Bitch I don't gotta answer you".
"It's Friday night, I'm not trying to leave my crib duke".
"It's my birthday, yesterday".
"Make you swallow a ribbed dildo, covered in tabasco".
"Drop the spine of a reverend in a dumpster".
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nafan
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Post by nafan on Sept 15, 2024 6:35:22 GMT
"Comfortable pumping a clip into the wonderful front of your skull." "Rockin your face on my face while I'm pumpin ace of base"
"I love deformity Like sliced faces from shrapnel in the bunkers of Normandy"
"Fuck a detective’s jurisdiction, if intercepted the jury will find out how many dicks I put in chick victim’s rectums."
"Attack you like an auto-immune deficiency. My autobiography's audible pain, officially vicious, officially"
"A clinically sick cynical clique with banana clips and bandanas"
"I got a reputation For bashing a face in and even when I make my millions I'll be down for confrontation."
"Hold grudges Put you in crutches, you try to touch this You get your guts split open like Dutches, you fuck-wit"
"Jux up a dipshit, conniption fit. Machete on my hip to rip, quick to flip, Pistol grip clicks make you dance like Calypso, kid"
"You'll get back Slapped and cracked With a stick in the front and back of ya skull cap"
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Kal
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Post by Kal on Sept 15, 2024 17:14:11 GMT
Some nice ones there!
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Kal
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Post by Kal on Sept 17, 2024 20:29:39 GMT
"From the streets of the Czech Republic to being checked into a snuff flick"
I'm in Prague at the moment and this line was in my head today walking around the city 😂
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